Anorak

Anorak | Tiger Woods: A Flexible Branch Named Michelle Titleist And Screwing Napkins

Tiger Woods: A Flexible Branch Named Michelle Titleist And Screwing Napkins

by | 19th, February 2010

tiger-woods-nothing A MERE 85 days after his car crashed into a fire hydrant, Tiger Woods sits everyone one down to tell them a story. Tiger’s been in rehab, steering his mind of sex by having images of lady pro golfers women in plus fours beamed onto his retinas.

He has also become a dab hand at laying a table for dinner, sewing cushion covers and rewiring a house.

Once he thought about flicking a rolled up ball of napkin into a cup. But the wardens saw him and he was stared at long and hard at. It was “sobering”. And then there was that time he

You have already read 1 premium article for free today
Access immediately the premium content with Multipass

Or come back tomorrow



Posted: 19th, February 2010 | In: Sports Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink