After The Rapture Pet Care: Taking Care Of Your Furry Friends After Jesus
COMETH the Rapture, goeth the Cat. What does The Rapture means for your pet? Do they believe? Do you like violins? As Christians ascend to the glory, the Jews, Hindus and Cargoists will take care of your pets. Fear ye not. There is hope after The Rapture:
The deal:
* Dear Fellow Christian:
As the Apostle Paul describes in Thessalonians as quoted above, at some point in the future Jesus will come in the air, catch up the Church from the earth, and then return to heaven with the Church. This is known as the Rapture and it will be glorious. But what of our pets? Who will take care of our pets when we’re gone?
I’m Sharon Moss, and I’d like to help answer that question.
Dear, Sharon , I have a very big pet fish that I would like to serve as an entree…
Posted: 22nd, February 2010 | In: Anorak TV, Key Posts Comments (5) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
February 22nd, 2010 at 7:22 pm
Good Lord, now it’s “SCHILLINGS update on Alisher Usmanov” again if I click on “Forum”.
Moderator- Sorry we have been having problems over there, shall advise Admin/and teccies
February 22nd, 2010 at 7:04 pm
Jon says: >>MacPherson, known as the “pretrib rapture answerman,” discovered that a young Scottish lassie named Margaret Macdonald dreamed up the endtime rapture escape view in 1830.”<<
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May I add that Lassie was also very helpful when the old gold mine collpased on Timmy and when the neighbour’s barn caught fire? Woof, woof!
February 22nd, 2010 at 5:45 pm
Journalist/historian Dave MacPherson, who has focused more than 40 years on the long hidden history of the same (“pre-tribulation”) rapture, easily explains the current “left behind pets” fad. “Because of the scandalous facts about that 180-year-old, fringe-British-invented theory that have lately been unearthed in British libraries, American rapture merchandisers have been hurt financially and are thinking up even wilder gimmicks to maintain their tycoon lifestyle,” he says.
MacPherson, known as the “pretrib rapture answerman,” discovered that a young Scottish lassie named Margaret Macdonald dreamed up the endtime rapture escape view in 1830. It lay dormant for decades in two tiny competing British sects – the Irvingites and the Plymouth Brethren – until a jailed forger named C. I. Scofield added it to his Bible (in the form of marginal notes) in 1909. Not until this “promotional coup,” states MacPherson, “did it really begin to infiltrate and take over American evangelicalism which is about the only branch of evangelicalism on earth that still strongly embraces it,” he adds.
MacPherson’s many internet articles about all this include “Famous Rapture Watchers,” “Pretrib Rapture Diehards,” “America’s Pretrib Rapture Traffickers” and “Pretrib Rapture Dishonesty,” and his bestselling book “The Rapture Plot” is 300 pages of stunning documentation (available via online bookstores) that has put him in the No. 1 spot on the “hate list” of American rapture promoters.
Jon
February 22nd, 2010 at 1:53 pm
absolutely barking mad – er, that’s the Buggered Rapture thing, not you June!!!
February 22nd, 2010 at 10:12 am
Bugger the Rapture, I’ll stay with my pets