Cheryl Cole Arrives Home To Find Ashley Cole Gone: Pictures
MORE Cheryl Cole and Ashley Cole news in heat magazine, wherein readers learn the “shocking truth about Ashley’s hold over Cheryl”. Before that, we see Cheryl arrive home and find that Ashley has gone.
Ashley has left the couple’s Hurtmore mansion. Yes, HURTMORE. Nominative determinism was ever a cruel mistress.
Says the Mail:
Mrs Cole’s burgeoning friendship with Mr Hough comes as she prepares to begin divorce proceedings against her errant husband.
Yes, we know this is the third article on Cheryl and Ashley today, but the reporting is so fantastic, we’d like to share it with you. Closer says Cheryl will not divorce Ashley. The Sun says Cheryl has already dumepd him. The Mail speaks of divorce. And we’ve been introduced to “comforting” Derek Hough.
The “truth” in heat turns out to be that Cheryl is “heartbroken” and will “stand by her man”.
Cheryl is “addicted to him”. Cheryl is caught in his “emotional stranglehold”. The “truth” is that Ashley’s “bad behaviour has become a reality which she’s willing to accept”.
Further “truth” is provided by Mark Borkowski, a “TOP PR”.
He says that “if Chelsy doesn’t leave Ashley, people will start to turn against her”.
Well, that might depend more on who her agent is. Slag off Cheryl and, perhaps, lose acccess to the other stars…





February 23rd, 2010 at 10:26 pm
Ashley has probably done a runner because he got pissed off at Chezza miming at him to do the dishes…
February 23rd, 2010 at 10:20 pm
surely house and everything are 50/50? joint assets and all that. Mind you the mother-in-law was there apparently so I guess he went for the easy option! Bless….
February 23rd, 2010 at 10:12 pm
Apparently she texted him telling him to get his stuff and be gone by the time she got home …
February 23rd, 2010 at 5:59 pm
Oh No. They’ve split and its so important to the nation Sky News even puts it ahead of a bombing!
Guess its cos he wasn’t there when she got home.
‘Right! That’s it!’ etc etc etc
Tomorrow I may have to stay in bed and have a media free day.. don’t think I can face it.
February 23rd, 2010 at 3:10 pm
Well Yampster… you took the words right out of mouth. I saw the pic and read the write-up before looking at the comments.
as I don’t belong to the ‘Cheryl Cole for Sainthood’ Society the image of her hot-footing it home for a showdown and finding him gone made me snigger meanly.
yes he’s a scumbag but I feel a bit for him. How hard must it be to be married to a living saint of the highest order, one who is even more perfectly gorgeous and iconic than Diana?
I mean she even shed a tear at the right moment during the recording of the Haiti single without her eyelashes falling off. Perfect!
February 23rd, 2010 at 2:35 pm
Sppoky! She looks like a younger, smaller, darker, aliver Michael Jackson dressed like that. The likeness is uncanny. She could be his lovechild.