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Cheryl Cole Loses 5 Pounds On The Ashley Cole Free Diet: Nation Delights

by | 26th, February 2010

ashley-cole4CHERYL Cole is disappearing. We talk not of the ink on the back of her neck – have you checked your necks girl for sings of Ashley’s coitus-enhancing felt tip (allegedly). We talk of Cheryl Tweedy’s vanishing act as she lives on a diet of mint tea.

The Sun says Cheryl has “barely eaten for three weeks and has lost 5lbs”.

Any danger of Ashley not getting a shag after his divorce from “nation’s sweetheart” Cheryl seems far-fetched. Shag Ashley and lose weight. They will flocks in their hundreds.

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The source says that Cheryl’s mum has “been cooking up lovely home-made soup but she is not interested. The house is full of fresh food and bags of shopping which have gone completely untouched.”

Anymore of this and Chelsy can’t fail to crack American, or fall through a crack in a New York pavement. What else do Sun readers learn?

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Well, Sarah Harding, the blonde from Girls Aloud, has “sent” Cheryl a book called Difficult Conversations: How To Discuss What Matters Most.

Page 1: Call Max Clifford.

Ends.



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