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Jade Goody Returns In Song As Jack Goody Is Spotted At The Grave

by | 27th, February 2010

7364006JADE Goody is back. Manning Jade Goody’s grave cam has been proper yakka for the Sun’s team. But they’ve put in the hards yards, got a few pictures of flowers growing, and then Jade Tweed arrived. The Sun’s Grave Twitchers, hidden within a tree, write in a soft-nibbed pencil:

On a tree by a river a little tom-tit
Sang “Willow, titwillow, titwillow!”

EMOTIONAL Jack Tweed places fresh flowers at wife Jade Goody’s grave after being freed from prison yesterday – and then tells how he is struggling without her.

It’s the greater spotted Jack Tweed.

Jade Goody’s Funeral Pictures

The grieving 22-year-old told a friend: “While I was inside I couldn’t wait to get home – but there will be a big gap without Jade.”

It pays to watch a grave. Jade Goody is there to entertain. And we feel a song coming on:

And I said to him, “Dicky-bird, why do you sit
Singing Willow, titwillow, titwillow’?”
“Is it weakness of intellect, birdie?” I cried,
“Or a rather tough worm in your little inside?”

Shhh! Jack’s thinking out loud:

Solemn Jack spent nearly an hour at Big Brother star Jade’s final resting place, and softly talking to her.

All together:

With a shake of his poor little head, he replied,
“Oh, willow, titwillow, titwillow!”

Another pal said: “His first thought on being free again was to go and visit Jade. He’s not been able to do it for months and it’s been on his mind all the time.”

Jack is now with Jade. Nothing can stop them from being together. Until April, at least:
“He is charged with the rape of a 19-year-old girl at his townhouse last September.”

He slapped at his chest, as he sat on that bough,
Singing “Willow, titwillow, titwillow!”
And a cold perspiration bespangled his brow,
Oh, willow, titwillow, titwillow!

Says the source:

The friend added: “It’s an emotional period for him because he still has the rape trial to come and next month is also the first anniversary of his wife’s death. He just wants to keep his counsel and stay out of trouble and hopefully rebuild his life.”

Chorus:

He sobbed and he sighed, and a gurgle he gave,
Then he plunged himself into the billowy wave,
And an echo arose from the suicide’s grave —
“Oh, willow, titwillow, titwillow!”

And what of the Jadettes, Bobby and Freddie, Jade’s boys? Well, Jeff Brazier says the lads will spend March 22 – “the first anniversary of their mum’s death on Mother’s Day – with him on the X Factor tour”.

Laydeees and gnetalmeeeeen, it’s the Jadettes…

Meanwhile Jack is stirring. One last time for the press:

Now I feel just as sure as I’m sure that my name
Isn’t Willow, titwillow, titwillow,
That ’twas blighted affection that made him exclaim
“Oh, willow, titwillow, titwillow!”
And if you remain callous and obdurate, I
Shall perish as he did, and you will know why,
Though I probably shall not exclaim as I die,
“Oh, willow, titwillow, titwillow!”

Jade Goody – The one woman content factory is now a franchise…



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