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Angelina Jolie Wins, Brad Pitt Toes And Jennifer Aniston’s Goer: Photos

by | 2nd, March 2010

john-mayer-crackWHEN the National Enquirer got wind that Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt were suing the News of The World over fables of their “divorce”, it panicked. It scouted around for a new love interest to feature on its front pages every week. It settled upon John Mayer, who would sit squeezed between Jessica Simpson and Jenifer Aniston – two exes.

Angelina Jolie & The Tourist kiss

But then Mayer began to flap his mouth, talking about his penis and sex with Simpson. The thing about Brangelina is that they do not talk much. The deal seems to have been that the Enquirer spoke about them and the couple remained mute, not bothered to respond because in doing so they would give the NE a bigger story.

If Mayer is talking now, chances are that he’d respond to stories of  black rubber sheets and sex toys and so scupper any front-page shockers.

Angelina Jolie (NSFW)

And so it is that Mayer is gone. And he has been replaced on the Enquirer’s cover with… Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston. They are back – but much changed.
As the headline screams:

“ANGE WINS!”

News is that:

“Jen’s a goner…”

And…

“…now family guy Brad’s toeing the line.”

It’s amazing how a libel case can change the news from tales of rows and splits and more rows and more splits so drastically.

Of course, should the NoTW win then expect more stories of rows and splits and splits and rows….

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