Cheryl Cole Loses Her Mobile
CHERYL Cole and Chelsea shagger Ashley occupy minds at Closer magazine, which delivers the gem that Cheryl’s mum Joan has “persuaded her to hand over her phone so she won’t be tempted to contact Ashley and listen to his excuses”. She’s lost her mobile to her mum.
What is up with the Coles of Surrey and phones? Ashley has to resort to a pay-as-you-go mobile – and he’s on over £80k a week – and Cheryl only has one phone and no land line.
Hard times at the Coles’ Hurtmore residence – harder still should Ashley opt to send a sexy text of himself in his knickers to his wife. Look away, now, Joan, lest you become ensnared in his loose threads…