Cheryl Cole Loses Her Mobile
CHERYL Cole and Chelsea shagger Ashley occupy minds at Closer magazine, which delivers the gem that Cheryl’s mum Joan has “persuaded her to hand over her phone so she won’t be tempted to contact Ashley and listen to his excuses”. She’s lost her mobile to her mum.
What is up with the Coles of Surrey and phones? Ashley has to resort to a pay-as-you-go mobile – and he’s on over £80k a week – and Cheryl only has one phone and no land line.
Hard times at the Coles’ Hurtmore residence – harder still should Ashley opt to send a sexy text of himself in his knickers to his wife. Look away, now, Joan, lest you become ensnared in his loose threads…
Posted: 2nd, March 2010 | In: Closer Comments (9) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
March 3rd, 2010 at 10:21 pm
Yes, Percy, I really did! I enjoy reading your comments and many make me smile in how you word them.
March 3rd, 2010 at 7:09 pm
Cheryl, did you really think of me early a.m. ? sure you were’nt just having a nightmare? ….Seriously though…I’m touched that anyone spares me a thought…thanks.
March 3rd, 2010 at 1:46 pm
Percy, when I read that in early a.m. over here I thought of you right away. Yes, Anorak’s articles have been known to appear there.
March 3rd, 2010 at 9:02 am
Seems I may be right….remember where you read it first.
by the way…can I sue the Mail for stalking me….its scary?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1255009/Is-Cheryl-Cole-Ashley-Singer-agrees-talk-counselling.html?ITO=1708&referrer=yahoo
March 2nd, 2010 at 7:34 pm
…and besides…I hear rumour …that the dogs are missing Ashley.
March 2nd, 2010 at 7:26 pm
I’m betting ChezCo & Cashley get back together….no disrespect to her mum….but Cole sounds much more marketable than Tweedy….and anyway…does’nt SiCo have the final say in Chezza’s choice?
March 2nd, 2010 at 5:11 pm
Yampster, you have such a wicked mind at times, do so hope Ashley is reading Anorak! Her Mum would deserve that meddling in her daughter’s marriage and trying to run her life. She is 26 years old, time she grows up and stands on her own two feet and does what she wants to do – not what the public and newspapers and meddling Mum tell her to do,
March 2nd, 2010 at 2:52 pm
he’s probably tried it already…..
March 2nd, 2010 at 2:38 pm
Ashley could have some fun with that number, knowing her Mum’s got it. Oh yes!