Jessica Simpson Fails To Discuss John Mayer’s Penis: Oprah Shocked
MIGHT there yet be hope for the John Mayer–Jessica Simpson–Jennifer Aniston post-Branglina love triangle?
Jessica Simpson is on Oprah Winfrey, upset that Mayer should refer to her as “sexual napalm” in bed. So humiliated and upset is Jessica that she goes on Oprah to tell of her humiliation and upset.
We heard again what Mayer said to Playboy:
“Sexually it was crazy. That’s all I’ll say. It was like napalm, sexual napalm. Did you ever say, ‘I want to quit my life and just f***ing snort you?’”
Says Jessica:
“I don’t want people to know how I am in bed.”
Happily, Jessica is not averse to stripping off and allowing her fans to wonder what she is like in bed.
“It’s a really hard thing for me to talk about.”
So it wasn’t her who said of her ex-husband Nick Lachey:
“Nick’s small package was a problem sometimes, like the first time we had sex, to tell you the truth, I didn’t really feel much, I faked the whole thing, I really felt sorry for him, I still loved him though.”
Such are the facts.
Sources: Allie Is Wired and the Frisky
Posted: 2nd, March 2010 | In: Celebrities Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
