Maddy Ford And Peter Andre Day 3: Peter ‘Loves’ Katie Price

PETER Andre “STILL LOVES JORDAN”. This is a fact because the Daily Star, an expert on Katie Price’s loves present and past, says it is.

It’s Day 3 of topless stunna Maddy Ford’s sponsored shag-‘n-tell. Still billed as “Peter Andre’s secret lover”, the woman who is about as secretive as a cold sore on Mick Jagger’s face says Peter is “preoccupied” with Jordan.

Maddy Ford (NSFW) pictures

The Star says “still talks about her all the time”.

Maybe the Star can form a focus group with Maddy and Peter Andre and discuss their relative obsessions with Katie Price. There can be a 12 Steps programme to weaning you off Katie Price and on to something more wholesome like root vegetables or nuclear waste?

Anyhow, having told us that Peter Andre had ruined her life, Maddy Ford is getting on with her newly ruined life as best she is able.

“I just don’t think Pete was in the right state of mind or ready for another relationship. He certainly seems very preoccupied with Kate and talks about her such a lot.”

Tell us more:

“He made reference to her a lot. We would talk with our mutual friends about the ongoing dramas of what he said and what she said and all the court cases and what was going on.”

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That was when he wasn’t talking to the press, writing in his celebrity mag column or weeping on the telly?

“It’s been really difficult for him because when you’re trying to get over someone you don’t want to talk about them all the time.”

Not all the time. You need to pause for breath. And then there is sleep and eating. And shagging. And then Maddy delivers this gem:

“But I suppose he has to because every day there is something in the media about them and there is constantly stuff he has to tackle.”

Thanks to Maddy Ford today is no different. Look, Peter, you’re in the papers.

“I felt sometimes like I was a bit of a counsellor, especially in our texts to each other. He would always say: ‘I’m gross,’ and I would tell him how amazing he looked. But he had no confidence at all. My personal feeling is that because of the personality Kate had, she really knocked his confidence.”

Dr Maddy is in. But do not judge Maddy Ford harshly – the Star says “she held back tears during our chat”. Maddy says she was “forced to sign a confidentiality agreement after she first visited his house”.

Maddy Ford (NSFW) pictures

You wonder what the penalty was for speaking out? If she breaches the clause does it mean she has to sit in room before a plethora of telly screens broadcasting Peter’s reality TV show while listening to his music? What is the punishment for betraying Peter Andre?

Maddy is still talking:

“He never made me feel special, I was just sex on tap. I don’t think he ever truly cared about me. He just made it seem like he did to keep me interested, I guess…

“Being with him was like living on ‘Planet Pete’, he is very self-absorbed and just talks about himself and his career a lot.”

It’s not all about Peter Andre, you know. It is also about Maddy Ford, who is blonde with big jugs.

“He just didn’t ever seem to be really interested in anything I had to say or anything about me, which is weird for a new relationship.”

Yadda-yadda-yadda. Go on Jugsy. Sorry, Maddy…

“I am not a money-grabber, this was never about the cash… The only reason I spoke out was to get my side across… He’s everywhere and I still fancy the pants off him.”

Thanks for sharing, er, Middy…