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Small Hotshot Condoms On Sale For Swiss Pre-Teens

by | 3rd, March 2010

THE Hotshot is the small condom 12-year-old Swiss boys have been waiting for. No embarrassing lips over the chin now boys, as the Hotshot sits atop your head neatly. Price: £4.70 for an optimistic pack of six. Ideal for kids’ bithday parties.

The Hotshot is the result of a story by Switzerland’s Federal Commission for Children and Youth. What they don’t know about under-age sex is not worth knowing.

Says Nysse Norballe, a spokesman for Junior Johnny makers Lamprecht:

“At the moment we are only producing the Hotshot in Switzerland. But the UK is certainly a very attractive market since there is a very high rate of underage conception. The UK would definitely be top priority if we marketed abroad.”

Well, it will make an improvement on the little finger of marigold washing up gloves and the M&S bag for life….

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