Jonah Falcon In Pictures: Jonah The Boner Is Very NSFW
JONAH Falcon has the biggest penis in the world. In Closer magazine, Jonah The Bonah (NSFW pictures) says “Girls are scared of my 13-inch willy”. It’s over 8 inches in the round.
The magazine says it is “bigger than a bottle of wine”. Says Jonah:
“I just want a nice girl to cuddle in bed and maybe have children with, but I seem to attract women who are just interested in sex.”
So says the man who appears in magazines as the man with the biggest knob on the planet.
But why do they stare? Closer tells readers that “the size of Jonah’s [penis] means he has to try to avoid getting involuntary erections in public, as they are impossible to hide.”
Jonah also says that his penis is preventing him from getting work (prices for an interview with Jonah on application).
But help is at hand because Jonah The Bona has been gotten a job by the good folks at the Daily Show.
Penises: The World’s Biggest (NSFW)
Jonah Falcon Hauls his World’s Biggest Penis In With His Mum: Pictures (VNSFW)
Posted: 5th, March 2010 | In: Closer Comments (17) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
May 6th, 2013 at 8:02 am
Why is it that people feel its ok to he so cruel through their anonymity? Who were their parents? I feel more regret for their rude behavior than Jonah who struggles to make the best decisions for his life rather tan the easiest & predictable ones.
Shame on you ignorant rubes!
April 27th, 2013 at 11:30 am
Where’s my comment?
April 27th, 2013 at 11:28 am
While some men may see Jonah Falcons record breaking 13.5 inch penis as a blessing or gift, its all but useless for satisfactory penatrative sex. Women may be fascinated by the thought of seeing and touching his donkey penis, but when it comes to making love, they’ll pick a regular guy everytime.
January 23rd, 2013 at 8:14 pm
Hes fat
January 16th, 2013 at 6:41 pm
I agree! Total disappointment! If u say u have dick pix don’t show fatty with a box confront of it in his mommy’s bathroom!
BTW: He’s “bi-sexual” in his own words during a 2010 interview. I guess he crossed over when only other gay men were willing to look past all his issues & go for the gusto! Men! We’re such PIGS!!! ;-P
There’s an uncensored photo claiming to be him here online, but it’s a fake since
Jonah Falcon is “uncut” & this marched dick is circumcised.
You just can’t trust anyone these days.
February 2nd, 2012 at 2:43 am
whats the use of an nsfw tag if you censor it.. who else googled their way here only to be disappointed?
January 3rd, 2012 at 5:31 pm
there’s a lot of hate on this page
December 24th, 2011 at 10:57 am
@W4RN A BR0THA
The penis actually gets smaller as you gain fat.
May 13th, 2011 at 10:02 pm
please
May 8th, 2011 at 12:51 pm
Really.
What a waste. It’s a gift. Not a liability. This jerk could make millions in a few years, quit, and do what ever he wants.
April 11th, 2011 at 4:14 pm
If you look at the pictures, he never used to be ‘fat.’ You guys are all to terribly judgemental. He has a big penis. He doesn’t want work in porn. Stop being dick’s about it(for lack of a better word) and let the guy be. I bet all of us wont look like Roman gods when we’re 40.
March 25th, 2011 at 1:08 am
im gay and im scared
March 7th, 2011 at 3:29 pm
He’s the only guy who wanted this kind of attention (its obvious why, he’s a fat bastard), theres billions of asians and even blacks who wouldn’t even think about going for this kind of recognition. I had a Korean/German boyfriend who had a monster cock easily over ruler’s length but he was shy as hell about it and he was skinny as they come.
February 23rd, 2011 at 7:57 pm
somebodys jealous
December 16th, 2010 at 1:29 am
Well, when women get fatter their tits get bigger, so this guys dick must have because hes one fat fuck.
November 19th, 2010 at 8:49 pm
Don’t think it’s your dick that scares ‘em when they see you naked. What record to set next? Biggest stomach?
March 5th, 2010 at 2:37 pm
it’s a shame for the female population that Jonah the Boner turns out to be the Blob with a Knob…..