JLS Introduce The Top Ten Selling Celebrity Condoms

JLS are set to lend their names to range of condoms called Just Love Safe. Says well safe Aston Merrygold:

“My mum sends me down a stash (of condoms) and I dish them out to the lads so none of us have to worry. I’d really be up for doing some kind of campaign about safe sex.”

The Sun’s story gets no less fanciful as we read:

They were each assigned a shade when they first got together – with Aston being blue, Marvin, 24, green, Oritse, 23, red and JB, 23, yellow.

But the big question is not only on what size the condoms are but if they will each feature a likeness of the man behind the rubber – and which would sell best among men keen to wear the face of a JLS singer on their John Thomas?

Anorak has conducted a poll and found that the current Top Ten Selling Celebrity Condoms are:

Noel Edmonds (For Massive Dicks)
Liam Gallagher (The “Knobhead” range)
Aladdin (pack of Three Wishes)
John Terry (The Captain’s Armband range)
Ashley Cole (with built in camera!)
Marvin Humes
Aston Merrygold
Oritse Williams
Jonathan Gill
Katie Price – inflate the realistic face-sized Johnny, tether to your bell end and be the life of the party

Anorak

Posted: 9th, March 2010 | In: Celebrities Comments (2) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink