Ashley Cole Goes German As Cheryl Cole Gives Him The Boot
CHERYL Cole has told Ashley Cole to “GET OUT”. Cheryl has asked for privacy in the matter of her impending divorce from England’s World cup hero (surely disgusting love rat? – ed).
Dean Piper says:
Furious Cheryl Cole threw disgraced husband Ashley out after just 20 minutes when he turned up for their first face-to-face meeting in a month.
Or as football fans might put it:
Cheryl failed to offer care and love to England left back Ashley Cole in a cruel snub that threatens to the country’s World cup bid.
Until the World Cup, when Ashley holds aloft the famous trophy, it’s is Cheryl who is the “nation’s sweetheart”.
Heartbroken Cheryl refused to speak to him, see him or even allow him into the same room as her at their £3million mansion, we can reveal. She stayed out of sight in the living room in a humiliating snub to philandering Cole, who was given just a few minutes to pack some clothes.
Privately, of course.
Then enraged Cheryl got her mother Joan, 50, to show him the door.
Thrown out of your own home by your mother in law… Poor Ashley. Says a source:
“She’s sick to death of being labelled a pushover. She’s going to talk to him on her terms when she wants to. She was livid that he turned up at the house with hardly any warning.”
Unless she had read the papers’ front-page headlines about Ashley’s home coming and the day-on-day news that he wanted to speak with her and would come back to do so.
Anyhow what are the facts?
The England defender arrived shortly after 7.15pm in the back of a Volkswagen Touareg 4X4, ducking down to try to avoid being pictured.
A VW? To think that things have gotten this bad for Ashley who only a few short months earlier had been roaring about in his Lamborghini. Now’s he’s in a VW. Is this any way to prepare for the World cup.
Less than half an hour later, he left apparently concealed in the boot of a Range Rover which sped off towards central London with bags of his possessions piled up on the back seat.
He’s in the boot, like a dead body or a spare tyre? England’s best defender – the one with the broken ankle – is in the boot? A source explains:
“It must have been agony for him in the boot given his injury – but it was a pretty fitting exit.”
Cole’s given himself the boot? In other news:
Comedian Rufus Hound has walked away with the Let’s Dance For Sport Relief title after performing an entertaining spoof of Cheryl Cole’s number one Fight For This Love.
He was last seen comforting Ashley Cole, allegedly…
Posted: 14th, March 2010 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts Comments (17) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
March 30th, 2010 at 9:30 pm
She only let Ashley speak for 20 minutes, cos of his short attention span. He is like a goldfish. Derek would treat her good. He has woman already though
Ashley cheated cos he didn’t really give a rats ass. Now he’s pretending to be sorry. What a joke. This website is a humorous take on topics in the news. Some people just maybe don’t see that :/
March 15th, 2010 at 1:05 am
Cheryl should talk to Ashley,and treat him right.Cheryl’s mother and family should respect Ashley.He is not facing a paternity test,whatever he did there are no children,to support.It is time to take him back and work on your marriage.Be considerate,and stop the mental torture.He has not slept with ten women,and he just needs help,to allow him to be content.That is to be happy and satisfied.
March 14th, 2010 at 11:13 pm
cheryl’s mother does not live in there house.she lives in a house in the grounds.the mother was staying in the house while cheryl was away to look after ashley and his brocken ankle.about the marrage,she should call it a day.she gave him a chance and he didn’t take it.she will get over him in time.she would never trust him again.if ashley wonts to be with other girls and cheryl then what does that tell you.it tells you he wonts to be single,end of story.get the devorce pronto.move on and find a real man that truely loves only you and not himself.
March 14th, 2010 at 10:16 pm
is cheryl mother not having anything to do except mind about the coles marriage.what a bad mother.is she also married to ashley.soon cheryl cole will be sleeping around.because wen she get aboyfriend her mother will be waiting on the next door room to be policing the boyfriend,cheryl if u love ashley take him back.or else u will be changing boyfriends like u singing costume.its happening to everyone.man cheat wheather ua beautiful or not.better the devil u know
March 14th, 2010 at 8:53 pm
It’s at times like this when I’m really, really glad that I turned down the Anorkan Agony Aunt gig…
March 14th, 2010 at 8:21 pm
The mother is no longer married so what do you expect, she want her daughter to be like her, go for the fame and be single
Yes the man was very wrong, but the coles should settle on their own and not lister to the public or her so called “boss”
Marriage is for better for worse? That is the reason why tiger wood wife stood by him, so cherly think again it is not fun to be single,
March 14th, 2010 at 8:03 pm
Mother inlaw. Cherrys mother live that house please. It is very bad to have you in there. Go and live with your husband and marry him. You should be with your husband and children not ruining your daughters married. Get out you mother inlaw. How can you come into your daughters house and throw your daughters husband out. Is disgracefull. Ashley forget her and move on. You are great and will find someone soo special in your life. Get a well behaved woman from domican republic, a descent woman who will give you peace and not collect money and run away.
March 14th, 2010 at 7:48 pm
you know i just love this cheryl is such a lovel sweet sun shine , i never knew she is married and was praying for simon cowel to marry her but when i got to know of her marriage , i surfed to see the guy, i tell you the truth he assumes the girl loves him more than he does and will always cheat on her, look at the over assumption of just coming home with out notice . that is more insulting and that is the power of pride.
but that pride is punctured now. sunshine please have a rethink forgiveness is divine pls forgive and give him a second chance. mama his still your son inlaw , calm your anger down . he is human
March 14th, 2010 at 5:11 pm
cheryl should not be like other stars who goes after one man to other,she should tries and reconcile with her husband and GOD will bless her.
March 14th, 2010 at 4:30 pm
am surprised even mothers inlaw can throw away their wifes hhusbands.
this is stupid if it was not for ashley you would not be in that house watch your steps.
March 14th, 2010 at 4:19 pm
is cheryl’s mother still married? if yes she should manage her own home and not create problems in her daughters marriage by living with them. cheryl should devout time to her marriage more than quest for fame. as for Ashly he has no reason to cheat,they should talk it over,and kick out cheryls mother from their home. i love you cheryl and forever remain your fan.
March 14th, 2010 at 3:16 pm
Peggy, do you actually have an IQ? or even know what one is?
March 14th, 2010 at 2:57 pm
Face the truth, go and kill your self with her mother fucking bicth
March 14th, 2010 at 1:53 pm
Bad mother leave their marriage alone, or will you marry your daughter??? you should be ashame of your self, your daughter want the money and fame? a gold digger,
poor Ashley he must have suffer.
by the way how many celebrity monther live with them and destroy their daughter marriage??? answer me
please lock your self up in the dark for good.
Ashley if she does not want you back it is fine leave her and let her marry her mother, she will not make it in the music industry because she does not no how to sing, the voice is not there.
as for you the daughter who was a bad wife and want attention you need to wake up and face reality as a good wife.
March 14th, 2010 at 1:26 pm
Get your facts right. Cole has a fractured ankle, not a broken leg. Also Lambourghini are owned by Audi, another GERMAN car manufacturer.
March 14th, 2010 at 9:45 am
I would have shown cheryl the front door – not ashley.
March 14th, 2010 at 9:19 am
Whoever wrote this piece of s h i t is an absolute moron and should instantly shoot him/her self in the head. Such idiocy won’t be missed by anyone so please hurry and pickup the gun. I can’t believe i just spent 40 sec. of my life reading this garbage.