Time Warner Trials New Kids Porn TV Show: Stay At Home Dads Impressed

lily cole pervert schoolgirl 215x3001 Time Warner Trials New Kids Porn TV Show: Stay At Home Dads ImpressedMUMS and dads tuning into Kids on Demand and Preschool on Demand telly between 6:15 and 8:15am were delivered Playboy branded soft porn instead. For half an hour the woman told North Carolina kids waiting for Kenny The Shark that nylon gets them hot for their 18th birthdays American girls are given a vacuum pump and direction to the valve in their chests.

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Alex Dudley, vice president of public relations at Time Warner Cable, says:

Our subscriptions in the key stay-at-home-dad demographic have gone through the roof. If we can repackage Lactation Nation as a breast feeding guide, we’ve cracked it.”

Well, no. What he really said was:

“Due to a technical malfunction, some adult programs had been diverted on children’s networks. We sincerely apologize.”

Still, it could have been worse – the porn enthusiasts might have got the kiddies shows, and like it…

And its not like Time Warner has anything to do with porn – TMZ Pushes Corporate Palin Porn.

Enjoy:

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Tara Reid – Playboy And Topless (NSFW)

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Heidi Montag’s Filthy Playboy Pictures

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Playboy Cheerleading Teacher Carlie Christine Remains Naked

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