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The Lindsay Lohan-Inpsired Aqua Freedom Green Lohan Brush – Vodka Not Included

by | 20th, March 2010

LINDSAY Lohan has inspired her mother Dina to stick her name on THE AQUA FREEDOM GREEN LOHAN BRUSH.

Yeah, you don’t use water to brush your teeth. You use vodka. Anyone with a brain uses vodka on their teeth. But, then, the Lohans are here to challenge us, even breaking with convention and renaming the toothbrush the tooth brush. (Note the extra space between words is a hazard that wastes energy with an extra keystroke.)

The tooth brush uses no water, like a hairbrush  or hair brush (call me Dinah, I have ideas.). The tooth brush was, reportedly, inspired by Lindsay Lohan’s trip to India.

Says Dina, “She saw the devastation and there was no drinking water…there was no running water, and if there was, there was obviously no drinking water.”

So what did the locals drink to prevent death? Gin? Tea? A splash of tea in a pint of gin, in that traditional English method of rehydration? The thinking seems to be that if you use less water in New York, that unused water will magically arrive in an Indian slum. Et voila!

The press release was brilliant. And shouty:

LOHAN TO LAUNCH
ECO- FRIENDLY INITIATIVE AND TO INTRODUCE ”THE LOHAN GREEN TOOTH BRUSH” TODAY IN MANHATTAN AT PRESS CONFERENCE
LINDSAY LOHAN’S MOTHER DINA LOHAN WILL JOIN ENVIRONMENTAL GROUPS AND ORGANIZATIONS IN A MAJOR PRESS CONFERENCE INTRODUCING ONE OF THE FIRST WATER FREE TOOTH BRUSHES IN AMERICA. ”THE AQUA FREEDOM GREEN LOHAN BRUSH” WILL BE UNVEILED ON AT THE ”GO GREEN EXPO” ON FRIDAY MARCH 19, 2010 AT 11:30AM AT PIER 92 ON 12th AVENUE & W 55th STREET. THE BRUSH WILL SAVE THE AVERAGE CONSUMER OVER TWO GALLONS OF WATER IN THE BATHROOM A DAY. IT WILL BE AVAILABLE FOR CONSUMERS INTERNATIONALLY IN MAY DURING MOTHERS DAY WEEK. DINA WILL ALSO UNVEIL A GO GREEN INITIATIVE FOR LOCAL NYC FAMILIES.



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