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In Pictures: Michelle McGee, Sandra Bullock And Jesse James Porn Parody

by | 22nd, March 2010

THE story of Michelle “Bombshell” McGee, Sandra Bullock and Jess James story sees the introduction of James’ ex-wife Janine Lindemulder. Reports are that Lindemulder, currently residing in a prison halfway house, wants to gain custody of her daughter, the one she had by James. Yep, she’s a porn star. Any porn parody will only have to tinker with the names.

Michelle McGee (NSFW pictures)

McGee claims she started her affair with James when Bullock was filming her award-winning movie The Blind Side. Your suggestions as to the porn film title, please, but we go with The Back Side (see, Lindsay Lohan’s mum – told you we had ideas; Michele Bachmann was right).

Sandra Bullock will become Sandra Buttock. Walking tapestry Michelle “Bombshell” McGee can comes as she is. Lindemulder, aka Janine Marie James, can earn a few bob and so keep her child in the style to which she’s become accustomed. And because Jesse James is also the nom-de-shag of a porn star, the film’s as good as made.

Sandra Bullock (NSFW)

But news is that Jesse James might not be free, so how about we use some artistic licence and invite another J. James to return to the blue screen? Joslyn James, what d’yer say? Let’s tie up those lose tabloid ends and make sure that everyone gets to shag everyone else in the truest traditions of Hollywood?

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