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Wonders of the Solar System: Brian Cox’s Smiley Toy Box

by | 23rd, March 2010

THE latest sexy darling of atheists is particle physicist Dr Brian Cox, former rock star member of the band D:Ream . His current BBC2 show Wonders of the Solar System is wowing the so-called intelligentsia in the UK, for reasons beyond my understanding.

It’s telling us nothing we haven’t heard already: the Sun is awfully hot, Mercury is hot, too, but gets very cold at night, Venus is Earth’s carbon alter ego, and there are some helluva storms on Jupiter. True, I hadn’t seen some of the pics of Titan’s surface, but think of sand and stones and, presto, you have Saturn’s Worthing.

What’s tickling mental clits and dicks is Cox’s ability to smile while talking. This is quite an achievement. Most people who smile while talking are probably planning to kill you; they’re loons: but Coxy Babe couldn’t drown a kitten. He’s a cuddlesone, hard-geeing northerner geek in awe of the universe. His very orgasmic, transferable relish in repeating what his profs taught him at uni alchemises his commonplaces, with that toothy smile. That he sounds like a simpleton while parroting the number of air molecules in a

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