Anorak | In Pictures: Joanna Lumley’s Ayo Gurkhali Hammers The Nail Into The Labour Coffin

In Pictures: Joanna Lumley’s Ayo Gurkhali Hammers The Nail Into The Labour Coffin

by | 31st, March 2010

THE government is of course very foolish to upset Joanna – “Ayo Gurkhali!” – Lumley (again) over the Gurkhas. On Monday (or today if you’re reading this on Monday; or yesterday if Tuesday, etc) she will single-handedly hammer the last nail into the Labour coffin. I had hoped Labour would scrape home but I see now all is lost, thanks to Joanna, writes Madame Arcati.

As I write she is, as Lady Penelope once was, an untouchable national treasure, the embodiment of the upper class geist that is about to repossess the Brits for the umpteenth time through the 19th Etonian PM (to-be) aka the half-wit former PR David Cameron.

Foreigners should understand that the Brits like the taste of upper class asshole: it’s part of the ingrained cuisine (pause to spit out hair strands,  inter alia , unsweetened by absence of bidet). They adore modulated vowels for it plays to the national Capricornian desire for hereditary privilege and power as expressed in sound and deportment and approved antecedents (cue: spires).

There is however one card left for Labour to play against the Nepalese goddess Joanna. It’s called the AOL card. For years, Joanna’s voice has been used to annoy AOL subscribers with an unwelcome welcoming message and the lie “You’ve got email”. It’s a lie because AOL users are blighted with this message whether they have email or not. Worse, she is the voice of “You’ve got company (bang)”. It is another lie. The subscriber does not have any online company. It is just a noise-message intended to piss one off as the odd unfortunate ejaculates

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