Erykah Badu Goes Naked Whoring For Dallas: It’s What JFK Would Have Wanted
THAT’S Erykah Badu’s lady garden on view in Dallas’ Dealey Plaza, the tourist spot where JFK was killed by agent Grassy Knoll. If Erykah can side-part her “minge” (that one for you Amanda Seyfried), it’s would be what JFK would have wanted.
Trouble is that before Erykah stripped off for her arts, she needed a permit. And she never got one. And that means someone can be offended – in this case it was a woman passing by with her children (no relation to Erykah, we’re assured).
She told the police. The Celebrity Police Force got to meet Erykah and scored a new photo for the canteen walls. And Erykah gets lots and lots of publicity, or what we musty now call publycyti.
The Dallas Police Department plan to hit Erykah with a whopping $500 fine.
Erykah truly is a media whore. Hey, not out words. You didn’t like us calling Peaches Geldof’s Ultimo photos slutty, but it was Erykah who said that to get on:
“Create your own publicity. Do some hoe shit.”
So, here’s Erykah promoting “New Amerykah Part Two”. In the altogether…