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Alice Tan Ripley Is The Next Susan Boyle, And Stepping Stones Her Cat Agrees

by | 7th, April 2010

WHO will be next Susan Boyle? Why Gabourey Sidibe’s mum Alice Tan Ripley will be next Susan Boyle. Not that we need a new Susan Boyle because the existing version is doing pretty well.

Well, the US wants its own star and Alice Tan Ripley – starved of nitrogen at birth; owner of a cat called Stepping Stones; a woman who can’t even says vuirtin without bushing – has scored a gig on America’s Got Talent.

Says she:

“It’s a big break for me and I would like to follow in Susan Boyle’s footsteps and become a star in my own right.”

Adidng an “Och ay the noo, lassie” and “F*** off Rangers”.

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