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The Big Cs: David Cameron Gives You Cancer, Just Like Maggie Did

by | 11th, April 2010

ANORAK was ahead of the game when we told you that David Cameron’s Conservatives give your cancer. A few days later and news breaks that Labour has sent letters to 250,000 women warning them that the a vote for Dave is a vote for cancer.

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Some recipients already had cancer, probably because Maggie Thatcher gave it to them.

The letter says – as we told you – that the Conservatives would scrap the Labour pledge that anyone who might have breast cancer would be seen by a cancer specialist within two weeks of GP referral.

On a brighter note though, when Dave votes for the big Cs, at least his hair might improve…



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