Kerry Katona’s Fit For Cocaine Shocker
KERRY Katona’s offensive on the tabloid media continues as the woman famous for taking cocaine and winning a reality TV show and selling frozen squirrels… (did we mention the cocaine?) Illustrates the Star’s front-page poser:
“KERRY: IS SHE FIT TO BE A MUM?”
This will surely lead to other questions as to what else Kerry Katona might be fit for?
Kerry: Is she fit for purpose?
Kerry: Is she fit to snort cocaine?
Kerry: Is she fit?
Kerry: Can she fit into a glass jar and be pickled for posterity?
Kerry: Is she as fit as butcher’s dog?
Having told the world that she took cocaine, the Star hears that people involved in child welfare are not impressed with Kerry. Well, one person isn’t.
Someone from Family Focus says Katona has shown “appalling neglect”.
But, when she took cocaine in a locked room upstairs, she says her children were downstairs with the nanny.
Says a Dr Adrian Rogers:
“…if this is merely a publicity stunt aimed at rebuilding her flagging career, then she is a worthless individual.”
Well, how much Kerry is worth might be up to Can Associates, her new handlers, who also manages Peter Andre.
For now, the story is that Kerry Katona took cocaine. Once this dies down, Kerry will surely get back to being famous for what she was famous for being before she admitted taking cocaine. And we will return to reading such news as: “Is Kerry on cocaine?”; “Kerry cocaine shocker?” And “Is bi-polar medication the new cocaine?”…
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THIS PICTURE IS FOR EDITORIAL USE ONLY : Singer Kerry McFadden , of the girl band Atomic Kitten, performing on stage at the Disney Channel Kids Awards 2000, at the London Docklands Arena. * 10/1/2001: McFadden and Atomic Kitten's Kerry Katona are expecting a baby. The baby is due on September 5 the day before Kerry's 21st birthday. The pop star pair secretly got engaged last year but kept the news under wraps until a few weeks ago for fear of upsetting Westlife's millions of young fans. 18/1/2001: Kerry Katona, who is pregnant and will leave girl group Atomic Kitten for the health of her unborn child, her record company said. She is to be replaced by blonde Jenny Frost who was seen earlier this year among a party holidaying with the Duke of York in Thailand. Kerry, 20, is said to be leaving the band early in order to rest from the hectic schedule and prepare for the birth of her baby in September. 06/03/02 The former Atomic Kitten star turned TV presenter beat rivals including Victoria Beckham to the title of Celebrity Mum of the Year. Katona, who is married to Westlife's Bryan McFadden and mother to six-month-old Molly, got more than twice as many votes as Posh Spice in the online poll by toy firm The Blue Foot Bear Company.
Posted: 12th, April 2010 | In: Celebrities Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
