Vatican Responds To Sex Cases By Clearing The Satantic Beatles
TOP news from the Vatican is that the Pope and the Catholic Church has forgiven John Lennon for saying in 1966 that the Beatles were “more popular than Jesus“. The Vatican newspaper, L’Osservatore Romano (in association with Choir Boy Enthusiast), says the Beatle’s music is “beautiful” and the mop tops represent “a precious jewel“.
The story goes:
“It’s true they took drugs, lived life to excess because of their success, even said they were bigger than Jesus and put out mysterious messages that were possibly even Satanic.”
Satanic messages that might have driven men to bugger boys and then get them to swear to be mute lest the Devil shag them hard up the arse for all eternity. Play From Me To You backwards and you’ll see. The priests never stood a chance.
As Lennon said:
“Christianity will go. It will vanish and shrink. I needn’t argue about that; I’m right and I’ll be proved right. We’re more popular than Jesus now; I don’t know which will go first, rock ‘n’ roll or Christianity.”
Depends which has the most paedophiles. One the one hand you’ve got Gary Glitter and Jonathan King. On the other you’ve got Brendan Smyth and H. And where do you place the Vienna Boys Choir?
A heated debate ensues…
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MARCH 20TH : On this day in 1969 Beatle John Lennon married Yoko Ono in Gibraltar. They followed this with a honeymoon "bed-in" for peace in the presidential suite of the Hilton Hotel, Amsterdam, where their message was " Make love not war". John Lennon and wife Yoko Ono arrive at Heathrow Airport in London from New York for tommorow's publication of Yoko's paperback book "Grapefruit" by Sphere Books
Posted: 12th, April 2010 | In: Music Comment (1) | TrackBack | Permalink
