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Man With Not Stable Home Admits Buggering A Donkey

by | 13th, April 2010

JOSEPH Squires, 66, is in the dock at Leicester Crown Court charged with buggering a donkey “between February 2 and February 5, 1999”. Despise the man and the crime, but you’ve got the admire the lad’s stamina.

It is also alleged that Mr Squires – yep, more nominative determinism at work – did bugger a horse between March 15 and 18, 2004.

Says his brief Amar Mehta – and he really did say this:

“The defendant does not have a stable address…”

Silence in court! Mr Mehta, go on…

“… although he says his daughter can provide an address.”

Judge Michael Pert QC sees fit to remand Squires in custody for a pre-sentence report to be prepared. He will be sentenced on May 24.



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