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Angelina Jolie Is ‘Pregnant’, Orphans’ Hearts Break

by | 14th, April 2010

ANGELINA Jolie is pregnant. Well, so says Star magazine. Right now orphans are crying.

This is the same Angelina Jolie who earlier in the week ordered Brad Pitt to have a facelift . Maybe they’re breeding for Brad’s new face, a kind of stem-cell research project whereby Angelina will give birth to a line-free forehead hanging from a mop of hair?

The evidence for this baby is that Star says Jolie is three-months gone. If you want more evidence, the magazine says Jolie can’t stand for long periods of time is eating more red meat and fish and drank red grape juice in place of red wine in acting scene.

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