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Proof That Volcanic Ash Over Britain Is Deadly – Fears For Susan Boyle

by | 17th, April 2010

VOLCANO DUST IS DEADLY,” says the Daily Express . And it is deadly so long as you are closer to Iceland’s Eyjafjallajokull volcano than Great Britain is. And get load of how close Susan Boyle is to the headline of terror.

Still, the ash is deadly. You are going to die if you breathe it in. And because everyone will be breathing the deadly dust the length and breadth of the UK, you will all die. So, this is goodbye. I’d like to thank Bob Monkhouse, Anthea Turner… But what’s this?

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