Man Cleared Of Weighing Penis On Food Scales
A MAN has been cleared on a charge of weighing his penis on the fruit and veg scales in an Edinburgh store.
The 31-year-old woman shop assistant was shocked rigid when she saw a penis slapped on the vegetable scales; the two giggling men crowding the food scales with open trousers said it was a penis and added for good measure they were weighing it.
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The staggered assistant took them at their word; it looked like a penis, it seemed to be the real thing, the men said it was, therefore it probably was and she complained.
In court it was found the CCTV footage was fuzzy. It was not clear there was a penis on view or on the scales..
The Sheriff decided he could not see a penis (or it was just too small to be seen).
Not guilty.
It may have been James Jones, 33, was considered too severely disadvantaged in the fruit and veg department.
He told police he had been drunk. He said he did not know the other man sharing the giggles, laughter and the footstool with him to get their trouser zips to the height of the scales.Those would be the scales where they did not compare penis gravity challenges.
There was no mention of a bacon slicer.
The Scotsman has the story weighed up.
Penises: The World’s Biggest (NSFW)
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Posted: 23rd, April 2010 | In: Strange But True Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
