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Britain’s Got Talent Topless Tia Brodie Was A Porn Star: NSFW Pictures:

by | 25th, April 2010

t fire2 Britains Got Talent Topless Tia Brodie Was A Porn Star: NSFW Pictures: TIA Brodie, the fake-breasted, topless fire eater of Britain’s Got Talent used to work as porn star. Says Tia, who stuck liquorice whirls on her nipples and sang Kasabian’s Fire:

“There was a time when I did the more hardcore stuff.”

This is what the Royal Variety Performance craves. It won’t just be Liz and Phil in the expensive seats if Tia wins. Expect to see Prince Andrew and Prince Harry (but not Prince Edward) nabbing a pew.

“The money was better but I stopped getting a lot of work when I decided I no longer wanted to open my legs for the cameras. I used to do a lot of that stuff.”

Can you shave your pubic fringe into a shape that says ‘By Royal Appointment”? What about a statant guardant lion and a Scottish unicorn stood either side of Tia as she sings “Honi soit qui mal y pense” and plays harp?

Story continues after gallery:

Says Tia on a website:

I am an internationally published model and have been modelling for 8 years and an Erotic Dancer for 8 and a half years.

I am open to most offers of work from glamour, to fetish to art nude.
PLEASE NOTE – DO NOT MESSAGE ME REGARDING ANY WORK REGARDING OPEN LEG OR ABOVE PLEASE…I STOPPED DOING THAT KIND OF WORK SOME TIME AGO; YOUR MESSAGES WILL BE IGNORED, as I have stated my levels on this page already.

Tia used to be lapdancer. Then she jetted to America to be porn star. And she lived the dream, making a film with porn Everyman Ron Jeremy, scooping £586 for each of her two full-length films and half rates for her role in I Only Love Girl On Girl.

Says she in the papers. She’s been in them before, so she claims on a CV:

page 3 Glamour Model
New Woman magazine (UK)
Sunday Star(uk)
Daily Star Starmag (UK)

Says Tia:

“Being in porn was never a full-time job. My career was really an adult entertainer in the dance scene.

She’s nothing if she’s not a grafter. Her work ethic is sound.

“I have done quite a lot of solo porn – it’s quicker to film. But with regards to the boy/girl stuff I was very fussy with who I worked with and that’s why I didn’t do many movies. I picked the people I wanted to work with.”

Says the NoTW:

But revelations of her seedy past are bound to shock judges Simon Cowell, Amanda Holden and Piers Morgan. They put her through last night and she is expected to make the final 40.

Her seedy past you can find out about in the web will shock the judges? This is Holden who posed with her arse out (here) and had an affair while married to Les Dennis.

Amanda Holden (NSFW)

And Cowell was once linked to Jasmine Lennard, a model of who was in the papers when Casey Johnson died.

Jasmine Lennard (NSFW)

According to their mother, Jasmine and her siblings were named after three of their father’s mistresses, “a tribute to those who didn’t make it.”

And Piers Morgan who lost his job as editor of the Mirror for publishing pictures of “soldiers” giving someone a golden shower.

Says one of Tia’s old work colleagues, porn star Sophie Dee:

“When I first came over she was only doing girl-on-girl films. There wasn’t much girl/girl work and I persuaded her to do straight stuff to make the trip worthwhile.

“She tried out the guys, but only did three things, one sex act film and two with boys full on, then she went home.”

Tila Tequila (NSFW)

Says Ron Jeremy:

“Tia was very calm, natural and not nervous, so I didn’t notice that she was a novice.

“If she had stayed in the industry I believe she would be still be one of the busiest girls. I don’t always remember girls I bedded, but Tia is one I do.”

Can Tia have sex live for Her Majesty? Can Tia be the one act that keeps watching dads glued to the sofa – literally – and sons and brothers voting on the web?

Will you catch Tia at the Kent Arms in Ashford, Kent – a leading pound in a pint glass dance venue?

Says Tia:

“The way I look at it is I used to smoke, now I don’t smoke. I used to do porn, now I don’t do porn.”

Don’t smoke kids – before nor after…



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