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Amy Winehouse Falls On Her Breasts And Misses: Pictures

by | 27th, April 2010

AMY Winehouse is back in hospital having fallen over onto her new breasts. Had only Amy gone for the optional extra: the extended feet procedure this latest horror could have been averted.

The Sun, however, says Amy “landed flat on her face”. Look like we were wrong, those 32D implants are not protruding enough. When your face enters a room before your chest, you know you need to go the extra yard, literally.

She also, no less intriguingly, has bruised ribs. And we advocate the wraparound bosom, what we call the ComfiChest.

Or why not just stick huge tit on your face and be safe. Time for Blake to be chivalrous…

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Amy Winehouse leaves City of Westminster Magistrates Court in London after her court appearance.



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