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The Fart-Eating Blanket For A Better Marriage And Brilliant Testimonials

by | 1st, May 2010

GET the Fart-Eating Blanket for a Better Marriage.

The Better Marriage Blanket is made using the same kind of activated carbon fabric found in Military Chemical Suits.

Testimonials:

“Its warm and it works!”
Nate and Kristina, NY

“I have had many restful nights of sleep since we tried the Blanket!
“This is amazing”. –Bonnie and Frank, NY

“Niether of us has had to spend a night on the couch for two weeks and its really warm!”
-Sam and Leanne, NY

“He said: “hey, my f—-s don’t smell anymore!”
Teresa and Frank, NY

“Amazing, Terrific!. I can sleep with myself now!”
Linda, NY

Also acts as a muffler…



Posted: 1st, May 2010 | In: The Consumer Comments (3) | TrackBack | Permalink