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Anorak | Britain’s Got Talent: Janey Cutler Is Twice As Hairy As Susan Boyle

Britain’s Got Talent: Janey Cutler Is Twice As Hairy As Susan Boyle

by | 8th, May 2010

IT’S Britain’s Got Talent’s Janey Cutler. The Sun says Janey is “SuBo II”, an improved version of the hairy prototype. Cutler is hairier, owns more cats, has a longer-dead mum, was starved of oxygen nitrogen at birth and will be pastronised twice as much as the old version. Janey has “Don Not Resuscitate” tattooed on her ambitions. JaCu is gonna be huge.

Janey might never have been kissed but she does have seven children. Janey sings in the Glasgow auditions on the “s ame Glasgow stage on which SuBo, 49, made her mark to a similarly bored reception from the judges ”.

Bored? Anorak recalls the judges being more mocking than bored, entertained by Susan Boyle’s sexy thrusts. Of course, the bored demeanour is meant to jar with the rapture when the unlikely stars

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