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Election Fail: Prince Harry Has Not Ruled Out Seizing Control For Monarchy (Pictures)

by | 10th, May 2010

PRINCE Harry’s campaign to seize the country for the monarchy as the three Prime Ministers horse trade grows ever stronger. Having secured his wings, and thus best able to dive bomb the Commons, Harry is now on horseback. One horse, Drizzle, has already died as Harry pushes on for greatness. What filly would not wanted to ridden hard by Harry, the man who will rid the land of those troughing pigs in Parliament? A spokesman tells us:

Drizzle belonged to Prince William and Prince Harry and used to belong to the Prince of Wales. She was taken ill during a game and sadly died. The Princes are, of course, very upset.”

She died not in vain. Harry is the leader our nation demands.

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Prince William and Prince Harry play polo at Coworth Park near Windsor, London.



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