Wootton Bassett Woman’s Breast Impaled On Doorknob
by Anorak | 15th, May 2010
IN Wootton Bassett, scene of much drama, a 24-year-old’s breast has become impaled on a door handle. The breast is not false and therefore detachable but natural and a part of her.
Says the spokesman at Great Western Ambulance Service:
“An emergency care practitioner administered morphine which allowed fire crews to detach the handle from the door.
“You have to be so careful with traumas like this as you have no idea how deep the object is inside the woman or what internal damage might have been caused.”
And then there are the knob gags to content with…
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