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Wild Asian Ass Is An Excuse For Internet Donkey Porn

by | 29th, May 2010

MR Jack Sedgewick is looking on the web for “Wild Asian Ass”.

The Mirror is judgemental and called Mr Sedgewick a “great-grandfather”, a “retired engineer” and most damning of all a “crossword enthusiast”.

Because Mr Sedgewick is 89 he is labelled. Above all he is man. Ageism is rife. Says he, who claims to have typed “Wild Asian ass” into a search engine to help solve a crossword clue and was inundated with porn (adolescent boys and pensioners take note):

“I have been left shaken by the whole experience. I did not even know this sort of stuff existed.”

The story ends with the line:

Jack, who was at home with wife Hilda, 86, finally found the answer, “onager”, by changing his search to “donkey sanctuaries”.

Which are everyone knows is a euphemism for Old Mr Anorak’s Bangkok Ping-Pong Team’s Winter Training Camp…

Mr Sedgewick is innocent.



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