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Gulf Hole Plug: Barack Obama Assures Malia He’s Using Golf Balls As Fast As He Can

by | 30th, May 2010

MALIA Obama knocks on Barack Obama’s door of a night and asks him she he’s gonna plug the hole that destroying the oceans. Daddy looks thoughtful, chucks her chin and assures her that he’s using golf balls and tyres as fast as he can.

“When I woke up this morning and I’m shaving, and Malia knocks on my bathroom door and she says — did you plug the hole yet, Daddy?”

Malia then asks daddy when he’s going to ban the bomb. And Obama looks thoughtful, chucks her under the chin and…

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Posted: 30th, May 2010 | In: Politicians Comment | TrackBack | Permalink