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Sarah Ferguson Caught Milking Name In Second TV Expose

by | 2nd, June 2010

WHY did Sarah Ferguson takes $27,000 in cash as part payment of a £500,000 to facilitate a meeting between a rich and her former husband Prince Andrew? Hard to works it out. Fergie says on the Oprah Winfrey show:

He Paid For Drinks

“I’d had too much to drink and was a little worse for wear.”

Drink might explain why she did not check the money was all there. Also that she had too much to drink when the meeting was arranged – “I was looking for quick [financial] fixes in places where I wouldn’t normally look” – when she went to the meeting, when she was at the meeting and when she deposited the cash and when she failed to call the deal off, allegedly. Drink can be a hard taskmaster.

Incidentally, the Mail says it was £27,000; the Times says $28,000. It pays to check, Fergie. Next time, eh…

Mea Stupido:

“There aren’t many words to describe such an act of gross stupidity.”

There are loads of them: greed, avarice, lazyness, pimp, grasping, needy, pathetic, drunk…

The Are Two Sarah Fergusons:

As Ferguson 1 looks at the tape of Ferguson 2 pimping out her ex-husband, Ferguson 1 says:

“Poor love. I feel sorry for her — she looks so exhausted.”

Note: add “exhausted” to ‘stupidity” words list.

She’s Looking Up At The Stars:

“I was in the gutter at that moment”

To Reaffirm Her Daughters’ Love

The Duchess said her daughters had been supportive of her following the scandal, saying: “It’s a really good fresh clean start for you. We’re 100 per cent here for you and we love you.”

Says Fergie: “Ask dad for some pocket money.”

Her Good Heart

“He [the fake shake down] had come from a friend of mine, and he’d come very highly recommended from four different people. A friend of mine needed $38,000 urgently, and he said he’d give the money for my friend.”

Is this friend the other Sarah Ferguson?

She’s A Vegetable

The key to what they said was Mum, you get to the middle of the onion skin and you’ve pulled away everything and now you’ve merged the dark and the light of Sarah.

Other possible reasons as to why Fergie did it:

1. She doesn’t like proper work and prefers milking her family credential to 9 to 5?
2. She wanted to save Greece and reconnect with Prince Phil?
3. She needed the press
4. She wanted to make Prince Andrew look useful
5. Read about the real reason in Sarah Ferguson’s new book – advances in the region of $500,000

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PA PHOTO 27/2/87 PRINCE CHARLES WATCHES HIS WIFE, THE PRINCESS OF WALES (CENTRE) AND SISTER IN LAW, THE DUCHESS OF YORK LARK ABOUT IN THE SNOW AT THE PHOTO SESSION MARKING THE START OF THEIR ANNUAL SKIING HOLIDAY. THE ROYAL PARTY, WITH THE DUKE OF YORK ARE STAYING IN THE CHIC WINTER RESORT OF KLOSTERS, IN THE SWISS ALPS.



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