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The Short Second Life of Bree Tanner Is Faux Nostalgia

by | 4th, June 2010

TWILIGHT fans never die they just grow old and hanker for nostalgia. So, Stephanie Meyer gets to work creating that homely past in the shape of a prequel called The Short Second Life of Bree Tanner. Can’t have Jacob and Edward in this one because, well, Robert Pattinson and Taylor Lautner may not want to be in the film of the book.

Publishing is a sleazy business.

The tome was carried into London in a coffin by six werewolves, who have had their sacks, cracks and back depilated and sharpened their face bones to a rapier. This is what happens when a book is taken over by marketing department…

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The first copies of Stephenie Meyer's new book, The Short Second Life of Bree Tanner, being delivered to Waterstone's flagship Piccadilly store in London, sealed in a coffin.



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