The Top Ten Oil-Related Football Chants To Serenade The USA
ENGLAND is ready to take on our old foe the USA. Barack Obama is cranking up the jingoism with talk of kicking English “ass”. The only arse kicking – and it’s arse, Bar-ark – will be done by our England boys on the velt of South Africa. Anorak’s terrace choir has been singing all day. And we will be singing all night. we will singing when the BP oil is still pumping.
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Oily Oily Oily, Oy Oy Oy
- Yampster
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We drill!…
We spill!
..We pay the fucking bill
I-N-G-E-R-L-A-N-D! …. I-N-G-E-R-L-A-N-D!
- Percy Stilton
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He’s got a dead bird in his hands
He’s got a dead bird in his hands
He’s got a dead bird in his hands
He’s got a dead bird in his hands
- Paul S
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Que Sera, Sera
You sold us KFC
You got BP oil for free
Que Sera Sera
- Roo
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You’re a tanker, you’re a tanker, you’re a tanker, referee…
- A. Norris
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BP where ever you may be
We are the famous EFC
And we don’t give a F*ck
Whoever you may be,
‘Cos you’re really fat and very oily
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When you walk through a spill
keep your eyes down low
and don’t put your feet in the crude
at the end of the beach there’s a pool of tar
and the sound of Obama being rude
- Yampster
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..I am not dim…. and I can see…
…The Yanks are trying to steal BP..
The Yanks are trying to steal BP!
- Mr Stilton
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In 2010 we had a little slip
Along with Tony Hayward near the mighty Mississip.
We cracked a bit of piping and it’s leaking at the seams
Then we brought the bloody Oil Slick to the town of New Orleans.
[Chorus:]
We capped our well and the Barrels kept a’comin.
There wasn’t nigh as many as there was a while ago.
We capped once more but it still kept a’runnin’
Up the Mississippi from the Gulf of Mexico.
We looked down the beaches and we see’d the oil slick come.
And there must have been a hundred yards of dirty oily scum
It rose so high and we couldn’t do a thing
So we blamed the Bloody British and all they did was sing
[Chorus:]
We capped our well and the Barrels kept a’comin.
There wasn’t nigh as many as there was a while ago.
We capped once more but it still kept a’runnin’
- yip-Yap Yampster
More slick ones to add…
Posted: 11th, June 2010 | In: Key Posts, Sports Comments (35) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
June 13th, 2010 at 5:40 pm
June, Green’s teammates are standing behind him. That Crapello is a real work of art! Did you see his reaction yesterday when it happened? In a couple of the other opening games played goalies made mistakes. Their coaches and fans didn’t make fools of themselves and there was no bad press against the goalies. Reading an article, link below, looks rather like Crapello plays mind games with his players. With the pressures the players are already under to go play their best that can’t be calming for them.
http://g.sports.yahoo.com/soccer/world-cup/news/green-seeks-refuge-on-golf-course–fbintl_afp-fblwc2010enggreen.html
June 13th, 2010 at 4:41 pm
Cheryl
What happened to good sportsmanship? over here pure greed – the cost of tickets to a game is horrendous for the average family, the salaries paid to footballers is obscene, and a lot spend their time nancying around with minor injuries that good sportsmen would bear very lightly.
When professional footballers were paid reasonable salaries, and it didn’t cost an arm and a leg to see a match the game was good and eventful, you said yourself the England team had plenty more time to score.
Green disappointed his fans.
June 13th, 2010 at 4:13 pm
Percy, I think both teams played a good game and I’m not about to knock Green. Our news is having a field day here with England’s reaction to yesterday’s game and England;s blaming the tie on Green. They have been reading all the UK’s newspapers’ headlines against Green on the news What happened to good sportsmanship?
Don’t forget what goes around comes around and I wouldn’t be so harsh on Green if I were you all!
June 13th, 2010 at 3:43 pm
…whilst I’m waiting..better not waste my time….I feel a song coming on…
“he’s lean…he’s mean….he’s made of vaseline….ROBERT GREEN….ROBERT GREEN…..
June 13th, 2010 at 2:58 pm
Seems like someone did’nt like my singing…so I am back in moderation…Anokraks equivalent of being yellow carded…
June 13th, 2010 at 2:55 pm
Cheryl dear…I am only singing a daft football ditty…it is not meant to be serious …or fair….
Now as yet …all I have heard from you Yanks is plenty of talking….LETS HEAR YOU SING!
June 13th, 2010 at 2:11 pm
Can I update too ——–
Oh, let’s all laugh at England
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
June 13th, 2010 at 1:24 pm
Percy, England had plenty of time to win that game. As our news is saying over here you all are making excuses for not winning by blaming Green. Both our teams played well on that field. So not fair to blame Green for a mistake and saying it is his fault it ended in a tie.
June 13th, 2010 at 12:32 pm
Anorak…can you please update my little ditty….
“They shoot…
Green spills….
We should have won one-nil…
INGERLAND….INGERLAND….”
June 13th, 2010 at 10:11 am
We are not petty or jaded. Just trying to lighten up what could be a serious breach between our two countries. Our crude attempt to pour oil on troubled waters
June 13th, 2010 at 8:50 am
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June 13th, 2010 at 7:28 am
Sorry that some of you Brits are as petty over sports and as jaded about the environment as most of the Americans you poke fun at… Games are temporary, but the oil is a serious problem for the global community. I am saddened that people have nothing better to do than to think up such trashy chants about it. Shows where your heart is at the moment. Please clean up the oil spill of your thoughts.
June 13th, 2010 at 6:37 am
Yankee doodle went to town riding on a pony
Caught green sitting on his ass
And showed englands bid is baloney.
June 13th, 2010 at 5:00 am
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June 13th, 2010 at 4:01 am
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June 12th, 2010 at 11:01 pm
Green error spoils BP spill…
June 12th, 2010 at 8:10 am
Yankie doodle went to town riding on a pony
pony slipped on BP slick and now he’s macaroni
June 12th, 2010 at 7:55 am
Stevie – nice one, son…
June 12th, 2010 at 12:56 am
He is fast he’s quick he’s like a bp slick
name a player
footie songs are best kept simple
June 11th, 2010 at 11:56 pm
In Brazil, a song called WAVING THE FLAG has been recorded. I have listened to it and its quite catchy, and has very simple lyrics. Some parts sound a little Lady Gagarish too.
The England/USA game tomorrow will be interesting, and I hope that England wins but think that the American team won’t be a push over.
June 11th, 2010 at 7:32 pm
Karen, the games are being broadcast on TV here on various channels. The Mexico/South Africa game was good. By the way, you can get the games on the internet on certain sites.
June 11th, 2010 at 7:21 pm
Cheer up USA,
Oh, what can it mean.
To the worlds worst polluter,
and sh*tist football team.
June 11th, 2010 at 6:42 pm
Proud to have been a member since 1966 – nothing aginst the English as such, just
the media and the inane commentators who assume we all support Ingerlund.
I did live down south for a few years and enjoyed it and I also spent 5 years in California – you can guess which I preferred.
June 11th, 2010 at 6:26 pm
Clive are you a member of ABE? do you have the t-shirt?
June 11th, 2010 at 6:18 pm
Will you be watching it Cheryl?
You can sing some of the new songs to your telly
June 11th, 2010 at 6:04 pm
Those are fantastic – you Brits are a hoot!
I haven’t laughed this much in weeks. Hope you don’t mind if I have a good laugh tomorrow!
June 11th, 2010 at 5:33 pm
Rule Britannia, Britannia rule the waves.
BP never, never, never shall f*cking pay
June 11th, 2010 at 4:52 pm
Well, I did enjoy that but now time to revert to type.
This is a serious ecological disaster and should be treated as such.
Apart from that, I will be supportung USA-
One Maurice Edu, there’s only one Maurice Edu….
June 11th, 2010 at 4:23 pm
Hullo, Hullo, we are the BP Boys
Hullo, Hullo, we’re here to make a noise
We’re up to our knees in BP Oil
Complain and you will die
Cos we are the Ingerlund BP Boys
June 11th, 2010 at 4:22 pm
Boring boring Ingland
June 11th, 2010 at 4:18 pm
It’s Black, it’s rare
It’s going everywhere
BP Oil, BP Oil
There’s not a cap on the BP Oil Well
No not one, no not one
Barak knows all about his troubles
We will leak till the day in done
There’s not a cap on the BP Oil Well
No not one and there never shall be one
This is fun – hope you guys know the tunes !