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Miley Cyrus Inspires Seven Year Old Pole Dancer

by | 15th, June 2010

SARAH Burge is teaching her daughter how to pole dance, like Miley Cyrus – her inspiration. Poor little Poppy. She’s 7, an age when the buzz takes hold and dreams are fostered. To really work the pole you need a professional.

Miley Cyrus (NSFW)

Sarah has “broken the World Record for having had the most cosmetic procedures”.

The Sun is aghast and calls Burge a “SICK MUM”.

This is same Sun that featured Britain’s Got Talent pole dancer Alesia, teenaged Page 3 girls and adverts for dial-a-toss phone lines.

Says Sarah Burge, 50 (think Richard Madeley in drag):

”We spend hours trying out poses and positions and dancing to our favourite music. Poppy wants to be like pop star Miley Cyrus, who also dances on a pole.”

Fair point. Miley also poses for sexy pics, teases the lesbian kiss and gets dry humped by older men. Reach for the stars, Poppy.

There is no harm in a child having dreams. I’d rather her be healthy and ambitious than sitting in front of the TV all day getting fat like most children.”

Fat is a festish, too, Sarah. Let’s not be judgemental.

There are bad people out there who will have dirty thoughts about what Poppy is doing, but I will always protect her from men like that.”

Men like that do not read the Sun.



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