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60 Human Heads Found In Box At Southwest Airlines – Kevin Smith’s Pot Noodles?

by | 18th, June 2010

SOUTHWEST Airlines (Kevin Smith’s favourite airline) has discovered 60 human heads in a box addressed to Medtronic, a medical research company in Fort Worth, Texas. The supplier of human heads is JLS Consulting.

The discovery was made by a worker at Little Rock, Arkansas. Says county coroner Garland Camper:

“We’ve come to the conclusion that there is a black market out there for human body parts for research or for whatever reason.”

Or as reader Yampster says:

America comes up with the ultimate snack pot. Each one comes with a two handles, two finger holes a spout for pouring and something to wipe your greasy fingers on.

Now this is progress…

PS – Anyone seen Dave?



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