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Mexicans Disguised As Disney Pinatas Invade Arizona: Troy Weeps

by | 24th, June 2010

US Customs and Border Protection officcers have arrested a batallion of 108 fake Disney pinatas from Mexico. Arizona is now safe.

Customs and Border Protection supervisor Eli Villarreal puts the thing in persepctive:

“The piñatas may have an appearance of innocence but the aggregate shipment of illegal merchandise on a national scale can undermine the stability of our nation’s economy, which is a vital element in national security. Customs and Border Protection remains committed in securing our nation’s borders.”

Ask yourself not what Troy can do for you but what you can do for Troy.

As he says: “Patriots better stick with the officially licensed, bash-free, pull string variety instead.”

Bash for change!



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