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Those England World Cup Jokes In Words And Pictures

by | 29th, June 2010

ENGLAND are a joke. At the World Cup the lads showed the fans exactly what you get when a marketing department runs the England team and the spoilt players believe their own hype. England are ridiculous. And they deserve to be laughed at:

* Osama bin Laden has just released a new TV message to prove he is still
alive. He said that the England Team performance on Saturday was completely
s**t. British intelligence have dismissed the claim, stating that the
message could have been recorded anytime in the last 44 years.

* Robert Green The only man to leave Africa with out catching anything .

* In a statement from broadcasting house, all future England games will now
be shown on the gay porn channel. It is thought that 11 arseholes being
regularly shafted is too explicit for regular TV.

* I can’t believe we only managed a draw against a s**t team we should easily
have beaten……I’m ashamed to call myself Algerian.

* The England team went to visit an orphanage in South Africa this morning,
“Its so good to put a smile on the faces of

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