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Magic Santa Monica Cops Turn Lindsay Lohan’s Breath Mint Into Cocaine

by | 30th, June 2010

HEAR the one about the policeman who thought the white substance on Lindsay Lohan’s Clinique sun card was a crushed breath mint?

TMZ tells readers:

Cop Mistook Lindsay’s Cocaine for Breath Mint

Did he? Was it cocaine?

The Santa Monica Police report says the officer discovered a folded Clinique sun care card with an unknown substance caked on to the surface of the card in Lohan’s right rear pocket “.

Anything caked on Lohan is worthy of investigation mud, Calum Best, wood glue, whatever…

“Some of the white substance fell to the floor. I used my foot to see what had fell but thought nothing of it. I did not recognize the substance attached to the card and initially thought the substance was a wet crushed breath mint.”

Top police work never admit you know what drugs look like: it makes people wary of you. But what happens next is just odd:

“I put the card into the jail trash can next to the booking windows. I was looking at the floor and began to recognize the substance as resembling powder cocaine. I then recovered the card from the trash.”

You threw the crushed breath mint into the rubbish bin at the police

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