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Brad Pitt And Jennifer Aniston’s Baby News Shocker

by | 6th, July 2010

BRAD Pitt and Jennifer Aniston are involved in a “BABY SHOCKER”.

The full National Enquirer’s front-page teaser tells us:


And get a load of “ANGIE’S STUNNING REACTION”.

The full news is that Jennifer Aniston is not pregnant. And she is, moreover, not pregnant by Brad Pitt. Aniston is also not pregnant by Mel Gibson, Paris Hilton, Orville the Duck, Prince Harry nor Lassie, with whom she shares a hairdresser, who also has not impregnated the actress.

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Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt during the premiere of the new movie from The Weinstein Company "Inglourious Basterds", held at Grauman's Chinese Theatre, Los Angeles

But not of this is to say Aniston would not like to be pregnant. Indeed, a source says that she wants Brad Pitt to lay his seed within her. The source says there is “really nobody more suited from her point of view as a prospective co-parent”.

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Of course, Brad might not go for it. In which case look for next week’s exclusive (yours for £1.89) in which Enquirer readers can learn of more shocking news…

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