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Ashley Cole: Ellie Hartley And Melissa Naik At The Monster’s Balls

by | 7th, July 2010

ASHLEY Cole is having a ball with “trashy” girls (Star) in LA as malaria-infested Cheryl Cole is comforted by Derek Hough (pronounced not ‘ho’ but ‘Hoff’, as in “Gerrum Hoff” and ‘The Hoff is looking terrible’).

The Sun indentifies one girl as “gorgeous student” Melissa Naik; the Express says Naik’s mother is a dentist, who along with her pal Ellie Hartley, a former lover to England’s Shaun Wright-Philips, attends university and was educated at “the prestigious” £10,000-a-year Sheffield High School for girls; the Express says the due are “flaunting themselves”.

Ashley Cole’s Women (NSFW – Alleged)

The Express indentifies the two “scantily-clad” English girls. They’re being photographed from above as they lie by a swimming pool in ordinary black bikinis. They are “flaunting themselves” on the paper’s front page by pulling unsmiling duck faces and wearing clothes. They are “flaunting” themselves at that man with the big camera lens leaning from an upstairs window and zooming in on them not noticing him.

Get a load of how they flaunt themselves as they sit by the pool on loungers at a hotel. Get a load of how Ashley Cole sits on a different sun lounger in his shorts not touching either girl.

Or as the Sun says, Melissa “left him struggling to hide his excitement as she joined him at the pool in a revealing black bikini”.

Some people make you sick (with envy? –ed)…

Cheryl Cole (NSFW)


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Alexandra Taylor

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