Is Miscrosoft’s Virtual Boy Milo The Ultimate Paedophile Training Tool?

milo Is Miscrosofts Virtual Boy Milo The Ultimate Paedophile Training Tool?MILO, the Microsoft boy, is the answer to wannabe paedophiles’ dreams. Now the perverts can practice being a paedophile without having to go to the expense of a puppy of a trail of Smarties.

Milo has been devised for – get this – Miscrosoft’s hands-free Xbox 360 motion controller called Kinect.

The brains behind this creepy boy, who apes you movements and emotions, is the UK’s Peter Molyneux:

“I want to introduce a new revolution in storytelling. Films, TV, even hallowed books, are just rubbish because they don’t involve me. It’s a sea of blandness.”

Anything can be improved with a virtual boy. Take this article. How much better it would be if a boy was sat in the corner picking his nose or torturing a grasshopper with a magnifying glass? Can you resist kicking Tiny Tim’s wood-wormed legs away or getting the young Jesus to attract Disciples with a cheeky wink and a Twitter advert to “Follow Me Now With Twitter And Audi”.

Says Molyneaux:

“We’re changing the mind of Milo constantly. No two people’s Milos can be the same – you are actually sculpting a human being. Some of the things you are doing will change the course of his life.”

Gary Glitter is away…



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