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Rochdale’s ‘Muslim-Only Toilets’ And Other Daily Star Crap

by | 15th, July 2010

THOSE squatting toilets in a Rochdale shopping centre give the Star the front-page headline:

“MUSLIM ONLY PUBLIC LOOS”

This is, of course, crap. Anyone can use the toilets and there will no Muslim checkpoint at the door:

Question 1 : Are you a Muslim

Yes ,” says the skinhead desparate for a poo.

The toilets are open to anyone able to hover above the hole. They render it truicky to read and squat or engage in a spot of onanism. The squatting loos are not for Muslims only they are for decency and the Iranian way.

The Star couches the shitstorm in typical tabloidese fury:

But locals have blasted them as a waste of cash. One angry resident, Ellen Dean, 49, fumed: “I work in a bookies here and everyone who comes in is up in arms about them.”

Why can’t people just wander out and piss against a tree or shit in handbag? Britain is going to hell in a handcart:

“They are totally unnecessary. Even the majority of the Muslims here don’t seem to want them.”

Always good when a woman who works in a bookmakers can speak for a “majority of Muslims”.

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