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Bristol Palin And Levi Johnson Are The Porny People Of Walmart

by | 15th, July 2010

BRISTOL Palin, daughter to hockey stick Milf Sarah Palin, and her stripping on-off-on lover, Levi Johnson, are to get married. Our Man In LA writes:

No sooner had Bristol Palin and her former future husband & baby-daddy Levi Johnston gone public with their re-engagement, than a bridal registry for the couple showed up on the WalMart website.

After much consideration, we decided to chip in and get the future Mr. & Mrs. Johnston something they could both enjoy once they take the plunge into married life…

What do you think? Reasonably priced, and fun for the whole family… a 32-inch wide-screen TV.

We figure baby Tripp can watch educational videos on how to track & kill wild animals in the Alaskan wilderness.

Bristol can use it to watch mom campaign for president in 2012.

And Levi can watch late-night porn just as it was meant to be enjoyed… in 720p high definition.



Posted: 15th, July 2010 | In: Celebrities Comment | TrackBack | Permalink