The Dark Suit Is The Burka Of Western Cock And Balls
BBC1’s Question Time debated the Burka last night and whether it should be banned. Various types of tut-tut were expressed for the Islamic garment that shrouds the female form, turning women into living ghosts haunting British shopping precincts.
Yet while the four men oh-woed on the Burka’s disempowering effect, no one saw fit to comment on another manifestation of the fearful veiling of bodies – the dark suits everyone of the men wore. Why, even the hereditary Dimbleby host wore a dark suit.
Five dark suits addressing the matter of another culture’s generic dress fascism. I had to laugh as ice cubes clinked about in my heavily diluted malt whisky.
The dark suit is the West’s very own burka. There’s hardly a banker, politician, lawyer or senior journalist who won’t be seen dead in public without his dark suit. Its purpose is to standardise masculinity as the totemic look of power: its effect is to depersonalise its wearer, visually.
The dark suit is the antithesis of the ornamental – that’s the province of complementary femininity. It stands as a monochrome maypole around which the colourful ribboned bitches dance, lending the illusion of stability, sobriety, cock-cuntedness to the conformist male.
Cock and balls are concealed behind fabric cut in order to enhance their symbolic power in the sexless dark suit, just as the sexless burka robs the face of its display.
As I observed the four Question Time males pitifully clobbered in their generic expressions of power-impotency, swaddled in dark suits, I was suddenly filled with the urge to tear away their hideous off-the-pegs, to liberate their saggy hairy tits, pot bellies and unBrazilianed triangles.
I concluded that of the four (+ Dimbleby), a naked Nigel Farage was as good as it would get. Of a poor crop. That night.
Posted: 23rd, July 2010 | In: Reviews Comments (4) | TrackBack | Permalink
