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Tony Blair Bans Mobile Phones From His Book Signing (Photos)

by | 11th, August 2010

ANYONE heading along to meet Tony Blair as he signs his candid autobiography at Waterstones will have any phones and recording devices confiscated and ordered to remove their bags.

You will also be required to wear a wristband which on the command Herod! will tighten around your wrist cutting of supply to the hands, then the arms, then the torso and finally the brain.

The meet and greet is Tony’s premiership in microcosm. You will be deprived of your freedoms. You will be forced to carry a badge identifying you as a straight up kinda guy. You will have to give Tony money if you want to get close to him (you need to buy the book). You will go back around a second and third time because you can’t believe that all that hype and hoopla

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